Breaking Bars and Making Snacks
I started making this as a joke. Just blending watermelon with tequila, like I was testing a weird theory about drinks that double as snacks. Didn’t expect the smell — that sweet, fresh watermelon aroma mixed with the sharpness of lime and just a tiny kick of salt— to actually smell kind of irresistible. No fancy tools, no jelling, just a blender and a sense that maybe, possibly, this could be a thing. When summer’s so hot even your brain feels a little foggy, drinking something that feels like it’s already melted into a chilled fruit popsicle makes sense. Honestly, I probably won’t ever buy a watermelon margarita in a bar again. This feels too easy, too spontaneous, too—well, like sipping a frozen slice of watermelon, only with a little booze to keep things interesting.

Watermelon Margarita Smoothie
Ingredients
Equipment
Method
- Prepare the watermelon by removing seeds and cutting into chunks. Measure 3 cups of watermelon chunks using a measuring cup.
- Add the watermelon chunks, tequila, lime juice, and a pinch of salt into the blender. Secure the lid tightly.3 cups watermelon chunks
- Blend on high speed until the mixture is smooth, thick, and frothy with no visible chunks. This should take about 30-45 seconds.
- Pour the blended mixture into chilled glasses. Optional: rim the glasses with salt by rubbing lime juice around the edge and dipping into salt.3 cups watermelon chunks
- Serve immediately with a straw or a garnish of lime wedge. The drink should be icy, vibrant pink, and frosty in appearance.
Sometimes the best ideas come from just messing around in the kitchen. No rules, just flavors that never expected to hang out together. Cheers to more accidental discoveries like this. Or not—depends if I remember to not spill it all over the counter first.